mass-story.com

the living art of storytelling in Massachusetts

George from The Bronx
  • Male
  • Carlisle, MA
  • United States
Share on Facebook Share
  • Blog Posts
  • Discussions
  • Events
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Photo Albums
  • Videos

George from The Bronx's Friends

  • Lisa Romila
  • Norah Dooley
 

George from The Bronx's Page

Profile Information

What is your outside web or blog site URL ? Please post at your page - this helps connect you to the world looking for story!
http://www.scottishterrierpress.com
What is your preferred email address for contact?
scottishterrierpress@yahoo.com
Are you a performer of story or listener, both, other? Tell us a bit about yourself...
Both. I was born in a log cabin in The Bronx, the land of truly gentle people. Ask me about how I got my first job at the Bronx Zoo. My mother's one of eight, and my father's one of ten. Did I ever tell you how Aunt Angelina's lost her teeth or what Uncle Guiseppi really thinks about Calabrians? Want to know why Grandpa Cutrone got kicked out of the Italian army for what he did to that poor mule? Nine years of Catholic grade school, four years of Jesuit high school, four years of Irish Christian Brothers in college and you expect me to be normal? Why did Dog-Face Dolores (oh, that savage nun!) do that to me in the sixth grade? It wasn't my fault! I also did time (seven years) at the State Penn (actually Penn State) where there were more cows than coeds! Do you want to hear about crazy roommates, wacky girlfriends, depraved employers, and evil professors? How I beat the town tax collector at his own game by convincing him that I was dead? There were six of us students living together, and Joe Keller refused to clean the only frying pan after cooking up his greasy hamburgers. He deserved to be taught a lesson! Another day we came home to find out that Freaky Freddie had planted his special seeds in coffee cans all over the place and then had cranked up the thermostat to 95 degrees to turn the apartment into a little Columbia. We just had to do something! My cheapskate professor sent me to Europe for three months on a special assignment. I had to live on 25 cents a day! There was other travel...22 countries, 42 states...oh, God...how can I ever forget what happened at those airports - my gerbils turning into skeletons...the time my pet canary used up all the oxygen on a plane! Yes, yes, I know I need help, but my doctor refuses to listen to me any longer. He told me to find some group where I can get everything off my chest. Thank goodness for massmouth!

Comment Wall

You need to be a member of mass-story.com to add comments!

Join mass-story.com

  • No comments yet!
 
 
 

FIRST PRIZE AT GRAND SLAM STORY SLAM

Grand Prize for South Shore Grand Slam Story Slam generously donated by Nicolette Heavey and Stories In The Streets (A Maine Get Away)

https://www.facebook.com/StoriesInTheStreets

Stories in the Streets in an outreach literacy program that focuses on families in at-risk areas and fosters community engagement in storytelling by: 1) Creating opportunities for public storytelling wherever families gather — a farmer’s market, laundromat, or food line; and, 2) Offering storytelling workshops that raise family engagement in literacy, cultural awareness and community understanding.  The program is currently active in Lawrence, Brockton and Randolph.

Photos

  • Add Photos
  • View All

Forum

What is a story slam? Get the FAQs! 9 Replies

Started by Norah Dooley in Uncategorized. Last reply by Tamara Safford Feb 4, 2014.

Press Clippings 2012-2013 - Links and as a Pdf

Started by Norah Dooley in Sample Title Jun 26, 2013.

Storytelling is front page news in Boston...12/22/12 2 Replies

Started by Norah Dooley in Sample Title. Last reply by Brendyn Schneider Dec 23, 2012.

Grand Slam Story Slam Fuller Craft Museum May 7th

The South Shore story Slams presents The GRAND SLAM STORY SLAM MAY 5TH @The Company Theater 6:30PM the winners of Doyles and SS Story Slam Season compete for Maine Getaway valued at  $1,000. Get your tickets before they are gone $25.00 in advance $20.00 members at door $30.00 non members 

Badge

Loading…

© 2020   Created by andrea lovett.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service